SUMMARY:

Do you have a pet in your house? This prank is perfect for a little morning snack surprise.

HOW TO DO IT:

• Get some cold peanut butter, or a tootsie roll, or some other moldable brown food.

• Shape it into the style of your pet’s precious droppings.

• Place the present in a visible area.

• Declare your shock at the discovery of such a grotesque pile of feces. Maybe shout your pet’s name for good effect.

• Once an audience is present, grab the deceptive turd with a paper towel or napkin.

• Instead of discarding the turd, take a sniff, then a nibble. Then insert as much as preferred into your mouth.

TIPS:

To make the clean up easier, place the tasty excrement on hard floors instead of carpet. Keep your pet away from eating the surprise. If the edible substance you will be using is too light of a color, you may want to add a darker liquid (soy sauce or another of your liking).