SUMMARY:

This is a prank you can do at home, at school or at work. It is best if you can prolong the prank to span the entire day, or use it to prank many people as the day goes on.

HOW TO DO IT:

• Purchase a jar of mayonnaise. With a spatula, empty the jar into another container so it does not go to waste and clean out the inside of the jar.

• Purchase/make a batch of vanilla pudding. Fill the empty mayonnaise jar with your tasty creation.

• Whenever the time is right (breakfast in front of your kids, lunchtime at work, on the bus, sitting at the farmers market), grab your jar of ‘mayonnaise’ and a spoon. Start eating casually out of the jar, licking the spoon for effect.

• If anyone questions your meal choice, first explain to them that you are on a new diet that emphasizes the consumption of mayonnaise. “Zero carbs,” you might say.

TIPS:

The mayonnaise jar should be clear. Don’t get one that’s too small or too big.